I said, I ordered a movie, it said, Please enjoy your feature film, but nothing came on the TV. She goes, Ill send somebody over from Maintenance, Im like Knock on the door, its a chick from Maintenance. Im like, Im through it. I have no idea what color my asshole is. They all look like fucking tents. Its not like if I told youthe story without saying that, youd have gone, That was very short and happened a long time ago. I fucking hate em. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 2018| Maturity Rating:TV-MA | 1h 3m| Comedies Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. I think it brings out the flavor. I have a back-up plan to curtail the goose population in America. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter And I dont need a new mugshot cause my last one was so good. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 2018 | Maturity Rating: TV-MA | 1h 3m | Stand-Up Comedy Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. Thats all a cat has to do, is just, Pow! Theres so many dead cats on my street, it looks carpeted. Get a dress the size of a fucking barn and come on back to the Golden Corral. [mooing] They call it Golden Corral, of course, because somebody was already using the name Ye Olde Fat Fuckery. Three weeks ago, my wife and I went to New York City, and we went to a gay wedding, and it was a man marrying a woman, [laughing] but it was the gayest fucking thing Ive ever seen. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up - IMDb Im a joke writer from America. This is my new idea. [laughing] Seems like Id have something else to say after that. You fucking idiot. [whistling] Im on break. Stream It Or Skip It: AKA on Netflix, a Modestly Satisfying French Action-Thriller About a Bruiser and the Little Boy he Befriends, Stream It Or Skip It: 'Champions' on Peacock, an Endearingly Featherweight Collection of Feelgood Sports-Movie Cliches, 11 Best New Shows on Netflix: April 2023's Top Upcoming Series to Watch, 11 Best New Movies on Netflix: April 2023's Freshest Films to Watch, 11 Best New Shows on Netflix: March 2023's Top Upcoming Series to Watch, 11 Best New Movies on Netflix: March 2023's Freshest Films to Watch, 11 Best New Shows on Netflix: February 2023's Top Upcoming Series to Watch, The 27 Best Star Wars Funko Pops To Celebrate May The Fourth 2023, Celebrate May the Fourth Early With Star Wars LEGO Deals, Celebrate May the Fourth With The 47 Best Star Wars Gifts for Super Fans, We Found The 'Kendall Jenner Starting 5' T-Shirt From 'The Kardashians' Trailer, The Highly Anticipated 'Star Wars Jedi: Survivor' Is Now On Sale, 'American Idol' Viewers Upset After Ryan Seacrest Makes "Brutal" Comments to Contestants: "Be More Considerate and Careful", Nick Cannon Rejoices in Cancellation of Jada Pinkett Smith's Red Table Talk: That Table Was Toxic, 'The View': Meghan Trainor Says Medical Professionals Blamed Her Antidepressant Usage for Sons Health Troubles: "Dont Let Them Bully You". Now, I wont drive drunk, but I will ride with somebody that cant blow a .08 and not fucking know it. Im not doing that either. Nonbinary 'Yellowjackets' Star Liv Hewson Is Sitting out of Emmy Season Over Gendered Categories, 'Yellowjackets' Season 2 Episode 5 Recap: Digging the Antler Queen, Drew Barrymore Admits She's "Not Sure" She's "Drawn to the Manscaper" on 'The Drew Barrymore Show': "I Love Funk", Drew Barrymore Opens up About Up Close and Personal Interview Style: "I Feel This Magnetic Pull", Why Isn't 'The Drew Barrymore Show' on Today?